POTC-His Eminence Jack Sparrow

"Jack Sparrow. Be it known that you have been charged, tried, and convicted for your willful commission of crimes against the Crown, said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature, the most egregious of these to be cited herewith ... impersonating a cleric of the Church of England..."



I couldn't resist, mate. Yeah, he'd really pass for a cleric with those beads in his hair...

Jack (c) Disney